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Do you know how hard it is to find a peanut-free monster cookie recipe? I mean, how else am I supposed to use these:

We all know that there's no point in making cookies with peanut butter. The kids can't take them to school, and really, you can't bring peanut butter anywhere outside of your own home without it being frowned on. 

So, after a while I found this recipe which contains no peanut butter.  

And he is happy to have a full tummy...

Why was I making cookies in the first place? I didn't want to shovel this:

Sigh...